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Wednesday, June 5, 2013

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DANNY (yes, that Danny)!!!!!

Know Your Medal of Honor Recipients:

Captain of the Top Joseph Matthews (US Navy) received his Medal of Honor for his actions on February 13, 1879, on board the USS Constitution. His citation reads:

For courageous conduct in going over the stern of the U.S.S. Constitution at sea, 13 February 1879, during a heavy gale, and cutting the fastenings of the ship's rudder chains.

Private Milton Matthews (US Army) received his Medal of Honor for his actions on April 2, 1865, at Petersburg, Virginia. His citation reads:

Capture of flag of 7th Tennessee Infantry (C.S.A.).

Private Henry B. Mattingly (US Army) received his Medal of Honor for his actions on September 1, 1864, at Jonesboro, Georgia. His citation reads:

Capture of flag of 6th and 7th Arkansas Infantry (C.S.A.).


I just wanted to drop by the office today to wish my good friend Danny (yes, that Danny) a VERY HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! We hope he has a great day and takes care of our Favorite Nurse Jen (who, I’m sure you remember, is pregnant with twins).

Don't adjust your TV sets friends... It looks like we've got a little activity over at Our Life! To quote Sonny (who quoted Frank Barone), "Holy Crap!". Just when you thought the old fella forgot his password, he gets in there and shows some signs of life. That's the kind of power Hootie and the Blowfish have. Speaking of Hootie... It’s June so you know what that means... Hurry up and get your tickets to the Hootie and the Blowfish concert (August 23 and August 24). As I’m sure you remember, there is a theory in the crowd I run with (and by “run with”, I of course mean hang out with… these legs don’t run no more) that goes something like this: Going to the Hootie and the Blowfish concert will get someone in our group pregnant (sometimes multiple people… almost always probably women). It’s got to the point that my friend KC named it Babypalooza. Just thinking about this concert helped get our Favorite (Award Winning) Nurse Jen pregnant this year. We'll see if anyone else in the group gets pregnant now that we have the tickets (and/or after the concert)...
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